Tonight we bowl…

IN HELL*

Come watch the wild Fitty in his natural habitat, surrounded by beer and lowlifes. Will he break 100 tonight?  Only time and Hamm’s will tell…

*hell in this scenario is Hollywood Bowl 

Here ya go Sara!  For the record, this looks like the best day ever.

Here ya go Sara!  For the record, this looks like the best day ever.

I may have burned a whole tray of food and gone to bed alone tonight, BUT
I watched over an hour of Packers Super Bowl highlights and metaled out to System of a Down, Tool and Sevendust.   Good fucking night overall, regardless of the very real lack of woman.

I may have burned a whole tray of food and gone to bed alone tonight, BUT

I watched over an hour of Packers Super Bowl highlights and metaled out to System of a Down, Tool and Sevendust.   Good fucking night overall, regardless of the very real lack of woman.

This had to happen.

This had to happen.

Look!  Mike found Wisconsin in his beer!
SOLIDARITY.

Look!  Mike found Wisconsin in his beer!

SOLIDARITY.

This will be the last time I post this flyer (flier?)! Promise!

Do you like fancy shmancy art?  Do you like good music that is both a little bit country AND a little bit rock and roll?  Do you like tasty food and beer?  If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then boy oh boy, do we have the event for you!  Join us tonight from 6pm - 9pm (most likely later) at Caldera Public House in Southeast Portland for Strings On Stark!

Once again, the address is:
6031 SE Stark St.
Portland, OR 
Tickets are $15, and come one, who doesn’t have an extra $15.  It’ll get you food, beer and the chance to win some awesome prizes, as well as a chance to bid on some steally art created by yours truly, the lovely Kaci Hampton and several other artists from around the state and country!
As mentioned, all proceeds are going to our non-profit, the Kenya School Libraries Program, where we believe that education is the root of change.  So come one, come all!  Bring your friends!  Bring your checkbooks!  Leave with a full belly, a head full of good tunes, and armfulls of great art and prizes!

See you tonight!

This will be the last time I post this flyer (flier?)! Promise!

Do you like fancy shmancy art?  Do you like good music that is both a little bit country AND a little bit rock and roll?  Do you like tasty food and beer?  If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then boy oh boy, do we have the event for you!  Join us tonight from 6pm - 9pm (most likely later) at Caldera Public House in Southeast Portland for Strings On Stark!

Once again, the address is:

6031 SE Stark St.

Portland, OR

Tickets are $15, and come one, who doesn’t have an extra $15.  It’ll get you food, beer and the chance to win some awesome prizes, as well as a chance to bid on some steally art created by yours truly, the lovely Kaci Hampton and several other artists from around the state and country!

As mentioned, all proceeds are going to our non-profit, the Kenya School Libraries Program, where we believe that education is the root of change.  So come one, come all!  Bring your friends!  Bring your checkbooks!  Leave with a full belly, a head full of good tunes, and armfulls of great art and prizes!

See you tonight!

They spelled it wrong but you get the point.

They spelled it wrong but you get the point.

Tagged: portland, oregon, beer, Tumblr, .
Join us for Strings on Stark!!!

Hellooooooooo all!  Well, the time is drawing closer.  We have a location, we have a date, and now we have a badass flyer.
As most of you know, we run a little non-profit here in Portland called the Kenya School Libraries Program.  We’ve had a hell of a year so far and things are only looking up.  Our next fundraiser is going to combine music, arts and local business, food and beer to create the most amazing night anyone has ever seen.  Ever.
The event is set for Monday, July 26 at Caldera Public House, located at 6031 SE Stark in Portland.
I know several of you were interested in donating pieces of art for the auction.  Well, we need it soon!  We also need things like gift certificates and little things for the raffle, so if you or anyone you know would like to help, let me know
If you are interested in donating art, services or money (money is always good too), contact me at Fitzgerald629@gmail.com or on Facebook.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Join us for Strings on Stark!!!

Hellooooooooo all!  Well, the time is drawing closer.  We have a location, we have a date, and now we have a badass flyer.

As most of you know, we run a little non-profit here in Portland called the Kenya School Libraries Program.  We’ve had a hell of a year so far and things are only looking up.  Our next fundraiser is going to combine music, arts and local business, food and beer to create the most amazing night anyone has ever seen.  Ever.

The event is set for Monday, July 26 at Caldera Public House, located at 6031 SE Stark in Portland.

I know several of you were interested in donating pieces of art for the auction.  Well, we need it soon!  We also need things like gift certificates and little things for the raffle, so if you or anyone you know would like to help, let me know

If you are interested in donating art, services or money (money is always good too), contact me at Fitzgerald629@gmail.com or on Facebook.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Going to the Beavers game tonight

If you want to watch some serious stick/ball/beaver interaction, come down to PGE Park and have an overpriced beer with me.

Tagged: baseball, portland, beer, .

Jesus titty-fucking Christ

Over $2000 fucking dollars in fees to put on a fundraiser for the KSLP at Mt. Tabor Park this summer.  If any of you little Tumblrs have any connections at Portland Parks & Rec, LET ME KNOW, because this thing is going to be fuuuuuuuun (if we can find a place to let us do it).  Bands, beer and food.  Probably an auction.  You know you want to…

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