December 2011
“The penis doesn’t care about race, religion, or creed.”
– Larry David (via thoughtlessfroth)
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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P.S. the tumblr app for the kindle fire...
is a giant piece of shit
Dec 29th
Family drunk is the best drunk
Unless you have shitty family, in which case, shitty for you.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Here's a list of a bajillion companies that...
How about no? I’m a god damn consumer and so are you. We live in cities and use the internet. Good luck with that.
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Arizona...
I’ll be seeing you in about three hours.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Well that sure was fun
Now I need to pack my bags so I can fly back to Arizona later today and spend the holidays with my awesome friends and family.  Enjoy yourselves Tumblr.
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Enjoying it on your soapbox?
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: I am happy. I just think you're a dick.
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: So you think rape victims and paraplegics are funny. cool.
Dec 22nd
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I pretend...
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Dec 22nd
Seriously, this is the greatest blog ever made.
theneilshow2: http://dirtypalindromes.blogspot.com/ Hahahahaha great
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
it got weird.
Dec 19th
Time to go to the company Christmas party
And today was my last day.  I’m getting WEIRD tonight.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Matted body hair counts as an ugly Christmas...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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SURE RYAN, IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO TURN ON TURNER AND...
NO, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO CRY LIKE A BITCH, JUST LIKE ALWAYS.*
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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apoplecticskeptic asked: ain't no one here "INDENTURED"... :)
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Who watches the Watchmen?
This guy right here. On BluRay. With jalapeño poppers.
Dec 13th
We are unstoppable
GO PACK GO!!!
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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“See you at the party, Richter.”
– Douglas Quaid
Dec 11th
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Embryonic stem cells to be made available for free →
BANKING that benefits everyone? The UK Stem Cell Bank in South Mimms is about to receive a deposit fromPeter Braude’s team at King’s College London: human embryonic stem cells (hESCs) that are safe to use in medical applications. Best of all, researchers will be able to withdraw the cells for free. The two new cell lines differ from all other known sources of hESCs because they have never been...
Dec 11th
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It's been a long day.
Time to watch a Charles Bronson movie.
Dec 9th
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