December 2009
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Formsprizzle (that's still acceptable slang,...
you’re a big man. you scare me. Eat me James edit: I’ve been informed that this wasn’t James.  I’m sorry James. To comment, yes I am  large man, but I’m generally quite friendly.  I only punch faces when it’s absolutely necessary. Have you ever considered doing nude photography, like photographing things while you’re nude? by...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I'm feeling honest tonight
you guys seem cool, so why don’t you… ASK ME SOME SHIT!
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
Yahoo's list of 100 movies to see before you die
not-ean: Ean, you are a fool. Casablanca is the single greatest love story ever put on film. ALSO, you can’t number an alphabetical list. It’s both confusing and infuriating. CURSE YOU YAHOO!!!!!!! bowlingalleylawyer: k-troll: frakintosh: healywu: (bold movies you have seen) 1. 12 Angry Men (1957) 2. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) 3. 400 Blows (1959) 4. 8 1/2 (1963) 5. The...
Dec 28th
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Formspring!
I finally caved.  Here ya go, you dirty little birdies… Ask me some shit!!!
Dec 28th
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Tiger Slam II continues to sizzle
(excerpt from Rick Reilly’s mailbag about the Tiger Woods scandal) 3. Do you agree with sports writers who call this the No. 1 sports story of the decade? No. The No. 1 sports story of the decade was Tiger Woods winning all four majors in a row (Tiger Slam No. 1). And if it wasn’t that, it was Lance Armstrong overcoming 14 tumors to win seven straight Tour de Frances. And if it...
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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I am such a god damn sucker
I started tearing up just reading quotes from It’s A Wonderful Life. Here’s the ending, you cold-hearted bastards.  Try NOT to cry.  I fucking dare you. It’s A Wonderful Life ending… edit: not kidding, I’m sobbing right now.  Judge away…
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
Stuff White People Like, #4: Assists
krisitay: The following is an excerpt from “Stuff White People Like,” the New York Times bestseller, and part of a gift to my little brother on his 18th birthday.  The other part of that gift was a bottle of Grey Goose, which was promptly rejected (and subsequently consumed… more for me, I guess).  I then stole the book, so really, I didn’t buy him anything for his birthday.  It’s the thought...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Bored and feeling creative.
I have all of my gear (minus my tripod), there is a thunderstorm moving in, and I’ve been watching 5D Mk 2 videos on Vimeo for like an hour.  I either want to shoot some photos or some video.  Any ideas Tumblr???
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Why are commercials always louder than the show?
(via godofpizza) Read this and thank your government later.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
We will rock you!
sharingtime: Dear five year old singing “we will rock you” over and over again next to me at the airport gate, I will find out your name. I will keep tabs on you for the next thirteen years from afar. On your eighteenth birthday I will find you. And I will say, “hey kid! we will rock you!” and you’ll be like, “what?” (or you’ll say whatever the cool way to say ‘what?’ is in thirteen years…...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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I. AM. HOME.
Dec 21st
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I've posted at least four times today, and my...
Is Tumblr trying to show me how uninteresting I am? Also, this will be my last homestead post for a few weeks.  You’ll be getting a few from the road back to AZ, and obviously a few from the gorgeous house that is where my parents live.   Oooooooh to have money.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Vote for my buddies on Funny Or Die!!!
Go to the Facebook Fan Page, become a fan, and on the left side of the screen, vote for “On Top of Land” to be on the Funny Or Die front page tomorrow!
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“When you were being born, some guy was walking by, and you know what he said to...”
– -Louis CK’s birthday call to the Opie and Anthony show P.S.  I’ve been watching/listening to clips of this guy for like 3 hours now.
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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I had a dream...
In the dream I tried heroin by drinking it, then got on a bicycle and rode up a hill that never ended. I don’t know what any of that means, but it was fucking odd.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Profound thought of the evening
Peanut butter and jelly is the truest form of synergy.
Dec 17th
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Bengals receiver Chris Henry on life support after... →
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry is “battling for his life” after falling out of the back of a pickup truck Wednesday during what police described as a domestic dispute with his fiancee. Henry was found in the road about eight miles north of downtown Charlotte “apparently suffering life-threatening injuries,” according to...
Dec 17th
Berjiner
Dec 17th
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I am willing to formally debate Glenn Beck.
adamhrabik: Secret #1: My remarks will consist entirely of “You made that up,” and “You’re just saying that to sell more of your _________.” Secret #2: I will always be right. Example: GB: Obama is racist against whites, can’t you people see?! Me: You completely made that up. (Ten Minutes Later) GB: Isn’t it time someone stood up to the government? Me: You’re just saying that to sell more...
Dec 17th
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