January 2012
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Poor people have shitty lobbyists.
– Jon Stewart
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Of course I’m rooting for the Giants, but come on… MANBEAK!
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I care more about this Giants / 49ers game than...
Holy shit I love CS5
I cannot wait to get a new computer.
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A door just blew open in the apartment I'm staying...
Why does this happen everywhere I go?
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Hellooooooo San Francisco
Let’s get weird for a couple of weeks, whaddaya say?
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So now I can tell you all about the awesomeness.
Last week I got a call from a company in San Francisco that wants me to come out for at least two weeks to shoot interior commercial spaces for them. Of course I agreed and they are flying me out tomorrow! Should be a lot of work, but I’m pumped to be in SF, finally getting paid to do what I love.
I am so sad right now
God damn it Green Bay.
GAME DAY
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When I'm petting my roommate's dog and my dog...
I stop petting the other dog.
So god damn pumped right now
Can’t wait until I can tell y’all about this.
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Big things happening
BIG things
Anonymous asked: 5 favorite movies?
notschrutefacts asked: Is being a Packers fan as awesome as it seems? Fuckin Mark Sanchez
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HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE BOYZ II MEN FUNERAL
I recant. L-Dub 3 gets respect.
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Oh Christ they're hugging and Joe Pesci has...
This is why I usually cap it at Lethal Weapon 2.
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The amount of saxophone in Lethal Weapon 3
is almost, ALMOST enough. Either way, I’m too old for this shit.
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My ear is terrible when it comes to minor chords
So if anyone has access to the chords/tab for a Trampled By Turtles song called “Burn For Free” I would greatly appreciate it.
I take it all back
This place is amazing. I haven’t stopped eating since I got here.
Help me
I’m lost in a yuppie grocery store.
NDAA Part Deux: New Bill Known as the Enemy... →
thepoliticalfreakshow:
Two Senators have become the sneaky underlings that have devised a legal loophole to steal ANY American’s citizenship away, without due process, without a trial by a jury of your peers, and without any legal recourse PERIOD!!!
The supposed fix to the National Defense Authorization Act, the one that would have prevented indefinite detention of Americans, was merely a...
Santorum: I Didn’t Say “Black People,” I Said... →
adamhrabik:
verboss:
Santorum defended his tongue-slip on FOX News Channel’s “The O’Reilly Factor,” saying: “I looked at that, and I didn’t say that. If you look at it, what I started to say is a word and then sort of changed and it sort of — blah — came out. And people said I said ‘black.’ I didn’t. And I can tell you, I don’t use — I don’t — first off, I don’t use the term ‘black’ very...
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notschrutefacts asked: Following your lead. Drinking and Rocky, not 5 though, fuck 5.
and I'm skyping people like it's going out of...
BOOM
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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
– John McClane
I’ve decided to drink alone and make it a Die Hard night.
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Dear lady with the shitty, screaming kid at...
Of course your kid is a dick, you named him Tanner.
Can someone explain to me why being a moderate is...
Except in politics?