Apocalyptic Reverie

adamhrabik:

verboss:

so-meta:

kaleyoutloud:

sociallyrelevant:

atheism-answers:

This. This right here. Really? I go into a library and make a joke by putting all the bibles in the fiction section. They don’t see this as satire. I wear a shirt with an upside down cross on it, priests stop me in the streets and try to make me repent. They don’t see my shirt as satire. I make jokes about Atheism and/or Christianity all the time, you Christians don’t see it as satire. So don’t you dare try to make it okay to joke about or nonreligious religion and then turn around and throw fits when we do the same to yours.

For instance, I can GUARANTEE I will have more Christians telling me that this blog is a no-no than Christian blogs have Atheists complaining about their blogs. And it’s funny because I wouldn’t be surprised if I get anon Christian haters. I mean, c’mon. All that makes me do is laugh at how corrupt you guys really are. Judging goes against your religion and so does lying. And technically, not showing your face is sorta lying. And being a pussy. Would Jesus be a pussy? Did he hide his face? LMFAO. Exactly.

I think you missed something. I think you missed a lot.

I don’t know if I’ve seen this before, but I just read it as though it was my first time seeing it, and I could cry.

=’ )

It’s like my entire brain is sobbing. 

IF GOD WAS REAL COULD HE CREATE A PALM NOT EVEN HE COULD FACE?

I don’t think most of this happened to OP to be perfectly honest. Atheism has somehow become the mid-twenties white kid version of being black. It’s this way for well-off pretentious assholes to pretend they’re being oppressed.

Let’s be real fucking honest here, when is the last time someone gave you(the atheist in question) ANY amount of shit for being atheist (I leave it in lower case because FUCK YOU, you know why)? Seriously, where are these super oppressive religious masses where you live? Do they have meetings in your house (if they do I’m sorry)? Do they come up to you on the street? Has it ever been more than an “I shoulda said…” situation? I don’t think most of these stories are true. I think they exist mostly in your head. I think “they” are the sum of all the shitty things you see on the news and in your life, but still they are passive and never actually have anything to do with YOU, and yet you try to make it somehow related to your boring, shit-ass life.

Now I’m not saying these people don’t represent an oppressive, evil fucking group. Their insane ramblings bring to the national stage absolutely relevant social issues you SHOULD be pissed off about and I’m not defending the religious right, but this trend of pretending atheism is this horrifically oppressed sect of the populace is ridiculous and I think downright insulting to the (several) groups of people in this country facing real, actual oppression every single day.

OH NO, there I go generalizing again, but come on, if you’re trying to support a movement based in logic, you CANNOT use the same hyperbolic bullshit story-telling of the groups you’re railing against.  All it does is damage your argument.

throwing-milkshakes-at-cars:

i-ate-jims-crow-with-hot-sauce:

sirrobotvagina:

alcoholandoxygen:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

BWAHAHAHA Revenge never looked so good. 

OMFG.

Google search only gave results linking back to Tumblr. So… yeah.

Google searching “Ryan Fitzgerald” and “pile of shit” is not something I want to have happen. Please don’t do that.

(Source: early-onset-of-night, via throwingmilkshakesatcars)